Everybody’s talking about She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, specifically the post-credit scene which, rather than tee up a new villain or lay the groundwork for an elaborate new story arc, put a few minutes aside to delve into the subject of Captain America’s sexual history – specifically, whether or not he was a virgin. While Jennifer Walters laments the unfulfilled sexual potential of America’s ass, her cousin Bruce corrects her, claiming that Steve Rogers hooked up with someone at a 1940s USO show, Bob Hope-style.

如今每個人都在談論女浩克:法律代理人,特別是信貸危機之后的場景——比起樹立起新的反派和講述一個新的故事——更多地花了幾分鐘時間在討論美國隊長的性史的問題上,特別是他是否還保有童貞。當Jennifer Walters哀嘆美國翹臀未實現其價值時,她的哥哥布魯斯·班納糾正了她,聲稱史蒂夫·羅杰斯在20世紀40年代的一場USOshow——Bob Hope-style——上就勾搭上別人了。

While there has been some speculation in the past that Cap was a virgin, by the climax of Endgame – in which we learn that Steve Rogers traveled back in time to be with Peggy Carter, possibly ruining some poor guy’s life in the process – it’s pretty clear that he got laid at some point over the decades. But just in case there was any confusion about Cap’s virility before that, now they’ve been laid to rest by She-Hulk.

盡管過去有一些猜測認為隊長是童男,但在復聯4中,我們看到隊長穿越時空和Peggy Carter又在一起了,可能是這一過程中毀了一些可憐家伙的生活,很明顯了,,他在過去的幾十年里的某個時間點上發生關系了。 為了以防有人懷疑隊長的男性功能,現在由女浩克解開了。
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But who is this mystery woman who deflowered Captain America? Could it be … Star-Lord’s grandma? In Captain America: The First Avenger, we see Steve making appearances at various USO shows; at one point, he runs into a thirsty autograph-seeking female fan, and the pair make eyes at each other – which, in 1943, was basically hard-core pornography.

但是誰是這個奪去了隊長童貞的女人,是星爵的奶奶嗎?在《美國隊長》中,我們看到史蒂夫在各種的USO show上露面,有一場當中,他遇到了一位渴望簽名的女粉絲,兩人互相對視——這在1943年基本上就是一部動作大片了。

The role was played by actress Laura Haddock, who later showed up in the MCU as Meredith Quill, Star-Lord’s mother.
And because Marvel fans demand air-tight logic in this fictional universe filled with aliens, wizards, and foul-mouthed talking ducks, some fans questioned why Star-Lord’s mom was palling around with Captain America in the 1940s, leading Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn to randomly proclaim in a Tweet that this “Autograph Seeker” was, in fact, Peter Quill’s grandmother.

該角色由女演員Laura Haddock飾演,之后她曾在漫威宇宙中飾演Meredith Quill,星爵的媽媽。

Although, since Gunn later dexed the Tweet, we're guessing that this jokey social media post isn’t technically considered part of the MCU canon. But until anyone says otherwise, we’re going to assume that Steve Rogers totally got it on with Star-Lord’s grandma, presumably while being pervily observed by Uatu the Watcher.


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